Conspiracy: past my expiration date

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My parents saw me looking at this item in the freezer the other night and could sense I was looing for the expiration. They told me it was new so I trusted them and heated up some. Today I went and searched the package when I found this….just like me, it was best before 5/26/2008 (my 32nd bday)

What I imagine one might find in a serial killers fridge

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Duct tape, batteries, Miller High Life, and salad dressing.

Dogs surfing in Del Mar

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Poop chart

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Seen in Houston airport

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Cowboy cut Wranglers

My first party

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We even used all the coasters and the appetizer plates for the first time! King cake compliments of Mrs. Mullenweg!

Hungarian street sign

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What does it mean?

Octapookie Lunch

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Eating the WP logo pancake series

Does it appear that I am enjoying it too much?

Sugar Rush!

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“I Poop In My Pants” by my nephews

They definitely take after their father.

Table 5

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Lasagna cupcake, chile relleno, brisket, and salad

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Peter’s pre-wedding dinner

Posted In Bathroom At My Drs Office

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Pisco Sour

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Heaven On Earth

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This Is What Happens When Hanni Is Sent To Buy A Candy Bar

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Maybe DayQuil is considered candy in France? Please note I asked for ONE candy bar.

Directions For Use

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Darcy

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All Tuckered Out

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Yes, those are colleagues.

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